For the company of an all natural
and nerdy esc0rt, I beseech you…
Can you accept this quest?
Longer dates, dates in Ann Arbor, and/or boutique hotel dates are prioritized.
Inquire about longer dates
RATESBrief Escapades
Incall only
3 hour
$1400
$800
90 minutes
$1000
2 hours
Longer Adventures
$1700
4 hours
Requires 1-2 meals
6 hours
$2200
Requires a meal
Requires a meal
$700
1 hour
$3000
8 hours
$4000
Overnight, 16 hours
Requires 2-3 meals + 8 hours of sleep
$5500
24 hours
Requires 3-4 meals + 8 hours of sleep
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I accept bookings up to 9 months in advance
ADDITIONAL RATESMake date an incall ——————— +$190
I book the hotel- no need to worry!
Rush fee ————————————+$180
Want to see me in the next couple of days? I am pretty busy (and not a full-time companion) but I would love to accommodate you. Please Cashapp me (or Bitcoin) $180, or Venmo me $184 (@meetkylienoble) asap. This serves to bump you and notify me. You must have already sent screening information. It is separate from the deposit and should be sent in addition to the deposit. If I cannot accommodate a rush visit, I will return this fee. View FAQs to learn more.
In-date extension ———————$500/hr
In-date extensions aren’t always possible due to scheduling conflicts, so I recommend going with a longer booking if you are on the fence.
In-person date coaching —————$300/hr
Interested in relationship coaching? This date is conducted in public and personalized to your needs and goals! The first meeting is up to 90 minutes, but it will be an hour after that. In preparation, you will receive a questionnaire so we can figure out what you need.
Luxury incall——————-— $550 - 1500
No need to worry about the hotel, I will book it. The luxury incall price is based on the day that the date is booked. Typically, weekends cost more and weekdays cost less. View my etiquette page for more information. The incall fee is collected separately from the deposit.
Couples —————-—————$600 - $100
Couple and relationships of any orientation are welcome! View my couples and duos page for more info!
FMTY-———— Inquire + 50% deposit + 4 hour date
Flyable destinations! Please view my travel page to learn more!
DMTY ———- Inquire + 50% deposit+ 3 hour date
For locations further than 60 minutes from where I am. Please view my travel page to learn more!
Sponsor a tour ————- Cost of your date
This depends on my ability to build a tour. Please view my travel page to learn more!
Online Rates
Verification (call or photos) or consultation——— $25
Want to meet me before committing to a date, or make sure I'm real? This is the perfect solution. This is just a verification and will take no more than 15 minutes. It can be a phone call or I can provide 2 photos- anything that doesn't have my face out! I still have to schedule it. I appreciate your patience while we set up a time!
Online date coaching-——————— $160
This is a 60-minute phone call. When you sign up for this option, be ready to receive a list of questions so I can build your coaching session. It comes with my notes if I have any.
90 min phone call—————————— $95
Miss me? This is an SFW phone call date! We can do anything during this date- talk, make food, play games, etc, as long as it is SFW.
40 min sexting—-—————————— $300
Want to have fun virtually? This is an NSFW option.
All dates must screen
Please be prepared to provide your legal name, real phone number, email, and employment information or ID.
Those who submit false information or blatantly disregard my protocol and etiquette will be exempt from any session with me. It would be best if you screened fully and honestly if you’d like to ensure a date.
This includes online dates and date coaching. There are no exceptions.
Let’s get together.
Deposit Policy
Deposits are always required to book with me.
A 25% deposit is required to finalize your reservation.
A 50% deposit to finalize FMTYs and dates 6 hours or longer
Deposits are non-refundable. I will return it if I have to cancel.
Deposits are done through one of the following options: Cashapp (with bitcoin or cash), a gift card of my choice (sent to KylieNoble@proton.me), or Venmo (as long as you cover their fee).
Please leave any notes blank. Including date information is grounds for date cancelation.
This policy is non-negotiable.
Cancellation Policy
If you cancel within 48 hours of our date but would like to be seen in the future, please be ready to pay a cancellation fee.
Reach out to me to determine what this will be, typically between $200-$1000, depending on the length of the date you booked. If you reschedule a date within the next 4 weeks, a portion of the cancellation fee will apply to that session.
If you no call, no show, I will just not see you again. I may consider it if you give me and my cats all a cancellation fee. By the way, I have two cats.
If I must cancel our date for any reason, you will either have the option of a full refund of your deposit or apply it to a future date. This policy is non-negotiable.