Looking for a third? Or more?

I enthusiastically provide services to relationships of any orientation and type.

All parties must fill out my booking form. Surprises are nice, but enthusiastic and informed consent is nicer! You can preemptively (for a fee) have each partner fill it out, then gift them with a booking with me later, though :)

The following rates are intended to be added to the regular rates, with a minimum of 2 hours.

2-3 hours —————-—————$600

4 hours —————-—————---$700

6-8 hours —————-—————$800

16-24 hours —————-————$1000

Fancy yourself a duet?

Let’s have a date with one of my friends! To have a date with one (or more) of us, must book and screen with each companion. Just make sure to mention your interest in a duo! All Duo dates have a 2-hour minimum and require you to pay the respective rate of each provider.

Have a certain provider in mind that isn’t listed? I would love to satisfy this curiosity! Just let me know and let’s see if we can work something out.

Isabella Bloom

Chicago-based beauty

Isabella is amazing, fun, kind, and hot as heck. Bring us two nerds together for one hell of a time. Learn more about her…

Riley Coyote

DC / Baltimore / FMTY

If you book us, you’re in for a hot & wholesome time! Riley is a surrogate partner and sex educator. To top it off, he is funny, smart, and charming.

Deposit Policy

Deposits are always required to book with me.

A 25% deposit is required to finalize your reservation.

A 50% deposit to finalize FMTYs and dates 6 hours or longer

Deposits are non-refundable. I will return it if I have to cancel.

Deposits are done through one of the following options: Cashapp (with bitcoin or cash), a gift card of my choice (sent to KylieNoble@proton.me), or Venmo (as long as you cover their fee).

Please leave any notes blank. Including date information is grounds for date cancelation.

This policy is non-negotiable.

Cancellation Policy

If you cancel within 48 hours of our date but would like to be seen in the future, please be ready to pay a cancellation fee.

Reach out to me to determine what this will be, typically between $200-$1000, depending on the length of the date you booked. If you reschedule a date within the next 4 weeks, a portion of the cancellation fee will apply to that session.

If you no call, no show, I will just not see you again. I may consider it if you give me and my cats all a cancellation fee. By the way, I have two cats.

If I must cancel our date for any reason, you will either have the option of a full refund of your deposit or apply it to a future date. This policy is non-negotiable.